"I once dated a girl that was..." - Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

“Everyone says that looks don't matter, age doesn't matter, money doesn't matter. But i never met a girl yet who has fallen in love with an old ugly man who's broke.”

“I joined gamblers anon., they gave me 2 to 1 I wouldn't make it! I joined AA, there was a two drink minimum!”

“I'm tellin' ya I get no respect. When I was in Switzerland, I got an obscene yodel.”

“Big head, target for enemy; big heart, target for friend.”

“In friendship as well as love, ignorance very often contributes more to our happiness than knowledge.”

“Paul and I know each other on a lot of different levels that very few people know about.”

“The West of which I speak is but another name for the Wild, and what I have been preparing to say is, that in Wildness is the preservation of the World”

“We need the tonic of wildness...At the same time that we are earnest to explore and learn all things, we require that all things be mysterious and unexplorable, that land and sea be indefinitely wild, unsurveyed and unfathomed by us because unfathomable. We can never have enough of nature.”

“It is not part of a true culture to tame tigers, any more than it is to make sheep ferocious.”