"I was an ugly child. I got..." - Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

“I knew a girl so ugly, I took her to the top of the Empire State building and planes started to attack her.”

“Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.”

“Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire.”

“When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.”

“I knew a girl so ugly, I took her to the top of the Empire State building and planes started to attack her.”

“When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!"”

“I have often argued that a poet more than thirty years old is simply an overgrown child. I begin to suspect that there may be some truth in it.”

“The beginning is the most important part of any work, especially in the case of a young and tender thing; for that is the time at which the character is being formed and the desired impression is more readily taken.”

“It is long ere we discover how rich we are. Our history, we are sure, is quite tame: we have nothing to write, nothing to infer. But our wiser years still run back to the despised recollections of childhood. . . .”