"I tell ya, it's tough to save..." - Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
I tell ya, it's tough to save a buck. Right now I'm supporting two fighters. My wife and her mother.
More by Rodney Dangerfield
“With my old man I got no respect. When he took me hunting he gave me a three minute head start. Then on the way home he tied me to the fender and put the deer in the car.”
“I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.”
“Last week I was walking by a cemetery, two guys came after me with shovels. It was all about money.”
More on Marriage
“He felt a momentary pang of regret that he had not spent more time with his beloved wife. But it passed when he remembered that the reason he’d gone to sea in the first place was that he had never really liked his beloved wife.”
“Dammit Sir, it's your duty to get married. You can't always be living for pleasure!”
“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.”