I drink therefore I am.
“I'd like to see Paris before I die... Philadelphia will do.”
“The funniest thing a comedian can do is not do it.”
“I like children - fried.”
“The major parties could conduct live human sacrifices on their podiums during prime time, and I doubt that anybody would notice.”
“No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies.”
“Although always prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it should be postponed.”
“"It wasn't the wine," murmured Mr. Snodgrass, in a broken voice. "It was the salmon."”
“If I had my life to live over again, I'd live over a saloon.”
“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”
