"The world is getting to be such..." - Quote by W C Fields
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
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More on Humor
“Every time I walk by a spy shop, I think that I need to put some surveillance on somebody. Rick's been acting fishy! I need to buy a safe that looks like a Spray 'N Wash can. "Hey, Mitch, can I use the Spray 'N Wash?" "Yeah, if you want to spray your shirt with documents!"”
“For some of us, watching a miniseries that lasts longer than most marriages is not easy.”
“Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow.”
More on Life
“Participate joyfully in the sorrows of life”
“It is easy to see that a greater self-reliance must work a revolution in all the offices and relations of men; in their religion; in their education; in their pursuits; their modes of living; their association; in their property; in their speculative views.”
“These times of ours are series and full of calamity, but all times are essentially alike. As soon as there is life there is danger.”