"I went to a fight the other..." - Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

“I am the world's oldest teenager. I've never lost my youthful attitude.”

“It's lonely on the top when there's no one on the bottom.”

“My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat.”

“If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them.”

“I like golf because you can be really terrible at it, and still not look much dorkier than anybody else.”

“I think the Americans are ready to play, they want to beat us. I think that players like Chris Chelios and his leadership over there goes a long way.”

“That is a lie. I'm not for wanton violence, I'm for justice.”

“Violence sometimes may have cleared away obstructions quickly, but it never has proved itself creative.”

“Ain't no reason for me to kill nobody in the ring, unless they deserve it.”