Robin Williams Quotes

“The world is open for play, that everything and everybody is mockable, in a wonderful way.”

“The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.”

“Cricket is basically baseball on valium.”

“Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string.”

“2020. There'll be cold fusion. We'll actually be able to power our cars with our own feces. That's right. The emissions problem will be a little intense, but just light a match.”

“On stage you're free. You can say and do things that if you said and did any place else, you'd be arrested.”

“Is it rude to Twitter during sex? To go "omg, omg, wtf, zzz"? Is that rude?”

“Make your life spectacular, I know I did.”

“Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio.”

“I don't have a college degree, and my father didn't have a college degree, so when my son, Zachary, graduated from college, I said, "My boy's got learnin'!"”

“When I went home from Juilliard, I couldn't find acting work.”

“Even mistakes can be wonderful.”

“Cable is not bound because people pay for it. It's literally a choice, that's the operative word. If you don't like the language, if cocksucker offends you, then turn it off.”

“The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material”

“A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills - no, no. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.”

“You’ve got to be crazy! It’s too late to be sane, too late. You’ve got to go full tilt bozo... ‘Cause you’re only given a little spark of madness... and if you lose that, you’re nothing”

“The idea of being a character who is kind of isolated, I can relate to that.”

“I just want to do movies, and I want to sell them. I don't want to link up with some product.”

“Sucking the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone.”

“People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.”

“Oh, no. To live... to live would be an awfully big adventure.”

“Stand-up is the place where you can do things that you could never do in public.”

“No man is an island; but some are peninsulas.”

“If we're going to fight a disease, let's fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.”

“You can start any 'Monty Python' routine and people finish it for you. Everyone knows it like shorthand.”