"I put hardwood floors on top of..." - Quote by Steven Wright
I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet.
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“I remember thinking how often we look, but never see ... we listen, but never hear ... we exist, but never feel. We take our relationships for granted. A house is only a place. It has no life of its own. It needs human voices, activity and laughter to come alive.”
“Man wanted a home, a place for warmth, or comfort, first of physical warmth, then the warmth of the affections.”
“What a house - nothin' but rooms!”