“I have a fax machine with "fax waiting".”
“My father was a small claims court jester.”
“The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.”
“If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?”
“I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'”
“A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, 'Wish you were here.”
“And I will make it felony to drink small beer.”
“All of Creation’s a farce. Man was born as a joke. In his head his reason is buffeted Like wind-blown smoke. Life is a game. Everyone ridicules everyone else. But he who has the last laugh Laughs longest.”
“ROSENCRANTZ My lord, you must tell us where the body is, and go with us to the king. HAMLET The body is with the king, but the king is not with the body. The king is a thing - GUILDENSTERN A thing my lord? HAMLET Of nothing. Bring me to him. Hide fox, and all after!”
