"Like other kids wanted to become firemen..." - Quote by Steven Wright
Like other kids wanted to become firemen or astronauts, I wanted to make people laugh.
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“If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?”
“I'd like to sing you a song now about my old girlfriend. It's called "They'll Find Her When the Leaves Blow Away 'Cause I'm Not Raking 'Til Spring."”
“If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?”
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“I'm not a hypochondriac, but my gynaecologist firmly believes I am.”
“Statistics have proven that the surest way to get anything out of the public mind and never hear of it again is to have a Senate committee appointed to look into it.”
“Hurray! Congress is to adjourn! Only four more days of Congressional burglary on the Treasury!”