A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.
“Indeed, moderation is my middle name (though I do not often use it in signing legal documents)”
“If I had my life to live over again, I'd live over a saloon.”
“I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve.”
“The prerequisite for a good marriage ... is the license to be unfaithful.”
“First love is a kind of vaccination which saves a man from catching the complaint the second time.”
“Great communication begins with connection.”
“Women see through Claude Lorraines.”
“The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes.”
“Give a girl an education and introduce her properly into the world, and ten to one but she has the means of settling well, without further expense to anybody.”
