Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
“If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.”
“Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.”
“I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note. It's a start.”
“My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.”
“A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.”
“Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.”
“Genius defined: of inspiration 1% percent, of perspiration, 99%.”
“Value is what you get.”
“Freedom is a man's natural power of doing what he pleases, so far as he is not prevented by force or law.”
