"You know what scares me? When you..." - Quote by Steven Wright

“I'm kinda tired. I was up all night trying to round off infinity. Then I got bored and went out and painted passing lines on curved roads.”

“I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.”

“Tinsel is really snakes' mirrors.”

“A married philosopher is a comic character.”

“Moderation in all things. And even moderation in moderation. Don't get too much moderation, you know?”

“Do you know, Considering the market, there are more Poems produced than any other thing? No wonder poets sometimes have to seem So much more businesslike than businessmen. Their wares are so much harder to get rid of.”

“My experience has been that work is almost the best way to pull oneself out of the depths.”

“Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.”

“The measure of mental health is the disposition to find good everywhere.”