"After eating, do amphibians need to wait..." - Quote by Steven Wright

“I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.”

“Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?”

“I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.”

“Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?”

“Curiosity is one of the forms of feminine bravery.”

“It is, in fact, nothing short of a miracle that the modern methods of instruction have not yet entirely strangled the holy curiosity of inquiry; for this delicate little plant, aside from stimulation, stands mainly in need of freedom; without this it goes to wrack and ruin without fail. It is a grave mistake to think that the enjoyment of seeing and searching can be promoted by means of coercion and a sense of duty.”

“Even an animal, if you show genuine affection, gradually trust develops... If you always showing bad face and beating, how can you develop friendship?”

“All animals are to be found in men and each of theme exists in some man, sometimes several at the time.”

“The most ferocious animals are disarmed by caresses to their young.”