"Golf is a lot of walking, broken..." - Quote by Earl Wilson

“Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.”

“Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.”

“Saying 'Gesundheit' doesn't really help the common cold - but its about as good as anything the doctors have come up with.”

“I took an estimated two thousand years of high school French, and when I finally got to France, I discovered that I didn't know one single phrase that was actually useful in a real-life French situation.”

“In Europe public men do resign. But here it's a lost art. You have to impeach 'em.”

“I had a chicken finger that was so big, it was a chicken hand.”

“That's the hardest part of this whole process. The best part is picking the players and the worst part is telling basically five players they are not going to play tonight.”

“Golf is a good walk spoiled.”

“Sports are such a great teacher. I think of everything they've taught me: camaraderie, humility, how to resolve differences.”