"Golf is a lot of walking, broken..." - Quote by Earl Wilson
Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.
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“That's the hardest part of this whole process. The best part is picking the players and the worst part is telling basically five players they are not going to play tonight.”
“Golf is a good walk spoiled.”
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