“My father was a small claims court jester.”

“The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.”

“If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?”

“I have a fax machine with "fax waiting".”

“I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'”

“Is it possible to get another key? I think I've left mine in the room.”

“There is health in table talk and nursery play. We must wear old shoes and have aunts and cousins.”

“it in every fair face, every fair sky, every fair flower.”