"Do the people in Australia call the..." - Quote by Steven Wright

“The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.”

“I went to San Francisco. I found someone’s heart.”

“Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes.”

“It takes six months to get into shape and two weeks to get out of shape. Once you know this you can stop being angry about other things in life and only be angry about this.”

“The trouble with our Liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so.”

“Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.”

“It's not those who write the laws that have the greatest impact on society. It's those who write the songs.”

“Organizations are no longer built on force, but on trust.”

“Our heritage and ideals, our code and standards - the things we live by and teach our children - are preserved or diminished by how freely we exchange ideas and feelings.”