"It seems like we wake up and..." - Quote by Steven Wright

“Good jokes are gems. A good idea is hard to come by. I couldn't give them to someone else, even for money. It just wouldn't seem right.”

“Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!”

“always remember your unique, just like everone else”

“I have spent my life going from mania to mania. Somehow it has all paid off.”

“Reverence for life, veneratio vitæ, is the most direct and at the same time the profoundest achievement of my will-to-live.”

“Life is a festival only to the wise. Seen from the nook and chimneyside of prudence, it wears a ragged and dangerous front.”

“Worry is interest paid before it's due.”

“Unease, anxiety, tension, stress, worry”

“We have been flooded with postal cards from all over the United States and several parallel universes. Just a quick glance though these cards is enough to remind you why this great nation, despite all the talk of decline, still leads the world in tranquilizer consumption.”