I never eat before breakfast.
“It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.”
“Never eat at a place called 'Moms', but if the only other place in town has a sign that says 'Eats', go back to Moms.”
“Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.”
“You like pie? I like pie.”
“How charmed I am when I overhear a German word which I understand!”
“Nobody, I mean nobody, puts ketchup on a hot dog.”
“There is nothing in the world that we do as much as we do eating”
“Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs.”
“Thou shouldst eat to live; not live to eat.[Lat., Esse oportet ut vivas, non vivere ut edas.]”
