“Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.”

“Cars and women are a lot alike. They lie about the milage.”

“Once when I was lost I asked a policeman to help me find my parents. I said to him, 'Do you think we'll ever find them?' He answered, 'I don't know, kid. There are so many places they can hide.”

“Me and my dad used to play tag, he'd drive!”

“My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat.”

“But when ill indeed, Even dismissing the doctor don't always succeed.”

“A physician is an unfortunate gentleman who is every day required to perform a miracle; namely to reconcile health with intemperance.”

“I know of nothing more laughable than a doctor who does not die of old age.”