"I had a dream that all the..." - Quote by Steven Wright
I had a dream that all the babies prevented by the pill showed up. They were mad.
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“They say you're not supposed to put metal in a microwave oven. They're right.”
“It usually helps me write by reading - somehow the reading gear in your head turns the writing gear.”
“I paint; I draw and paint - I've been doing that since I was in third grade, drawing realistically and then changing to abstract art. That was my first creative thing before guitar or comedy.”
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“Socialists ignore the side of man that is the spirit. They can provide you shelter, fill your belly with bacon and beans, treat you when you're ill, all the things guaranteed to a prisoner or a slave. They don't understand that we also dream.”
“But a caged bird stands on the grave of dreams.”