"Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at..." - Quote by Steven Wright

“I don't get up, get dressed, go out, and think, 'Okay, I gotta find eight jokes.'”

“I have a fax machine with "fax waiting".”

“I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.”

“The enjoyment has been diminishing. Now, there's no question that it's sort of fun to get high.”

“"Drugs" are not necessarily narcotics. The narcotic is one type of drug and coffee is a drug... booze is a drug... many drugs.... They're all around us.”

“By the next one [albom],Occupation: Foole, I was right back into the trip again. I'm more frantic, more breathless. You can hear how sick I am. If you want to see a cokehead, just look at the pictures on the Occupation: Foole album.”

“My hair grows and grows; you cannot stop it - that fellow grows, it grows wild.”

“The way it is now, the asylums can hold the sane people, but if we tried to shut up the insane we should run out of building materials.”

“You are staring at me like you were going to eat me up.”