"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates..." - Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

“I'm a downer. I've been depressed my whole life. Figure it out.”

“When I was a kid I got no respect. The time I was kidnapped, and the kidnappers sent my parents a note they said, "We want five thousand dollars or you'll see your kid again."”

“My old man never liked me. He gave me my allowance in traveler's checks.”

“If I wore a peek-a-boo dress, it would be like turning in a false alarm.”

“One night I asked a cabbie to take me where the action is, he took me to my house.”

“The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.”

“Above all, do not lose your desire to walk. Everyday, I walk myself into a state of well-being & walk away from every illness. I have walked myself into my best thoughts, and I know of no thought so burdensome that one cannot walk away from it. But by sitting still, & the more one sits still, the closer one comes to feeling ill. Thus if one just keeps on walking, everything will be all right.”

“You're heading for a breakdown. Why don't you pull yourself to pieces?”

“Overnight stardom can be harmful to your mental health. Yeah. It has ruined a lot of people.”