"I was a peripheral visionary. I could..." - Quote by Steven Wright

“Yesterday, my eyeglass prescription ran out.”

“I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.”

“always remember your unique, just like everone else”

“The age of chivalry is past. Bores have succeeded to dragons.”

“The French have launched their own version of Google, called Quaero. You just type in the subject you're interested in, and Quaero refuses to look it up for you.”

“Hess or no Hess, I'm going to watch the Marx Brothers.”

“Guilt lies in the past, worry lies in the future.”

“I do not look upon these United States as a finished product. We are still in the making.”

“In our time the search for extraterrestrial life will eventually change our laws, our religions, our philosophies, our arts, our recreations, as well as our sciences. Space, the mirror, waits for life to come look for itself there.”