"The best kind of friend is the..." - Quote by Steven Wright

“The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.”

“Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!”

“I wear a hat on stage so that people won't be blinded by the reflection from my head. Also, if I don't wear a hat, there's no way that the hat can be at that level by itself on the stage.”

“Sitting with her on Sunday evening - a wet Sunday evening - the very time of all others when if a friend is at hand the heart must be opened, and every thing told.”

“For, when men shall meet as they ought, each a benefactor, a shower of stars, clothed with thoughts, with deeds, with accomplishments, it should be the festival of nature which all things announce. Of such friendship, love in the sexes is the first symbol, as all other things are symbols of love. Those relations to the best men, which, at one time, we reckoned the romances of youth, become, in the progress of character, the most solid enjoyment.”

“He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces.”

“I sail with you on the ocean of my dreamsto a far away distant Place of great beauty and tranquility.where suffering and pain do not exist,where we give praises for our joy and happiness,where our Love interwines with Love for all things.”

“The friendship I have conceived will not be impaired by absence; but it may be no unpleasing circumstance to brighten the chain by a renewal of the covenant.”

“I look into your eyes & see the universe not yet born.”