Yogi Berra Quotes

I've been with the Yankees 17 years, watching games and learning. You can see a lot by observing.

Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself.

Make a game plan and stick to it. Unless it's not working.

You can get old pretty young if you don'ttake care of yourself.

Somethings don't always work out the way you plan. The main thing is to keep trying, do better next time, and deal with disappointment if it comes.

If you can't imitate him, don't copy him.

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.

If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.

Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.

What Time Is It? You Mean Now?

Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.

Bill Dickey learned me all his experience.

Ninety percent of the game (baseball) is half mental.

Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.

It's fun; baseball's fun.

The game was two hours, with the commercials. I wish they did that now.

You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

Losing's a great motivator.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

You can't think and hit the ball at the same time.

Whatever you do, you should do it with feeling.

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

Life is a learning experience, only if you learn.

I enjoy now doing what I do... playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.

I don't know (if they were men or women running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads.

Without a plan, even the most brilliant business can get lost. You need to have goals, create milestones and have a strategy in place to set yourself up for success.

Nobody can be all smiley all the time, but having a good positive attitude isn't something to shrug off.

He [Steve McQueen] must have made that before he died.

What makes a good man?

The hardest thing is to get started, but the really hardest thing is to finish.

We made too many wrong mistakes.

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

If you don't set goals, you can't regret not reaching them.

50% of all married people are women

I don't want to make the wrong mistake.

It was hard to have a conversation with anyone, there were so many people talking.

Little things are big.

Yeah? For what paper?

Nothing is like it seems, but everything is exactly like it is.

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

You stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they'd do the same for you.

He can run anytime he wants. I'm giving him the red light.

If my father was alive to hear that, he'd turn over in his grave.

I'd say he's done more than that.

What a house - nothin' but rooms!