"For two hours, some guy followed me..." - Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
For two hours, some guy followed me around with a pooper scooper.
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“Slanders, sir, for the satirical rogue says here that old men have grey beards, that their faces are wrinkled, their eyes purging think amber and plum-tree gum, and that they have a plentiful lack of wit, together with most weak hams.”
“She was so ugly that I took her to a dog show and she won first prize.”
“If you cannot prove a man wrong, don't panic. You can always call him names.”