"Sleep! The most beautiful experience in life...." - Quote by W C Fields

“Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.”

“When doctors and undertakers meet, they wink at each other.”

“If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.”

“I got a king-sized bed. I don't know any kings, but if one came over, I guess he'd be comfortable.”

“Computers operate on simple principles that can be easily understood by anybody with some common sense, a little imagination, and an IQ of 750.”

“I had amnesia once or twice.”

“What, all so soon asleep! I wish mine eyes Would, with themselves, shut up my thoughts.”

“Sleep can completely change your entire outlook on life. One good night's sleep can help you realize that you shouldn't break up with someone, or you are being too hard on your friend, or you actually will win the race or the game or get the job. Sleep helps you win at life.”

“I'm not one of those people who is trying to act like I don't sleep. I used to be like, "Oh, I only need four hours." Now I need exactly 5 1/2 to 6 in order to feel like I've done well.”