"Was I in here last night and..." - Quote by W C Fields
Was I in here last night and did I spend a $20 bill? Oh, thank goodness... I thought I'd lost it.
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“I'm an energy vampire. I just suck off everybody's energy. But I give it back.”
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“When you have money in hand,only you forget who are you .But when you do not have any money in your hand,the whole world forget who you are.It's life.”
“To be satisfied with what one has; that is wealth. As long as one sorely needs a certain additional amount, that man isn't rich.”
“There is no fortune so strong that money cannot take it.”