Yogi Berra Quotes

I can't concentrate when I'm thinking.

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.

I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head.

Forecasting is very difficult, especially when it involves the future.

Every time I see him, he's not there.

Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can't understand it. It's too complicated. That's what's so simple about it.

I don't know. How hot is it supposed to be?

A home opener is always exciting, no matter if it's home or on the road.

It ain't the heat, it's the humility.

I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

I guess I've got a smart wife.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

What the hell is wrong with him now?

What difference does the uniform make? You don't hit with it.

I don't blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to 'em? More power to 'em.

I really didn't say everything I said.

Doing the little things can make a big difference.

It ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays.

Its getting late early

It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.

Everything should be built top-down, except the first time.

If I didn't make it in baseball, I won't have made it workin'. I didn't like to work.

You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn't enough, in the second half, you have to give what's left.

You can't win all the time. There are guys out there who are better than you.

If you're going to cheat, it's better if you don't get caught.

On being the guest of honor at an awards banquet: "Thank you for making this day necessary."

If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them.

Keep trying. Stay humble, Trust your instincts. Most importantly, act. When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

You can tell a lot just by looking at it.

Referring to the bad sun conditions in left field at the stadium: It gets late out there early.

If you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot.

If the fans don’t wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop ‘em.

It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.

If you don't set goals, you'll never reach them. Or like they say in golf, if you aim for nothing, you'll hit it every time. Take any player in the major leagues: I'd say just about everyone of them had a dream - a goal - to be a big-leaguer when they were kids. It wasn't an easy goal, but it was a reachable one, and that's important.

Never answer an anonymous letter.

I take a two hour nap between 1PM and 3PM.

You can have everything you want as long as you don't want it badly enough.

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

Texas has a lot of electrical votes.

I didn't know much about golf growing up.

In theory, practice should work like theory. In practice, it doesn't.

As a general comment on baseball:"90% of the game is half mental."

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show]

We were over-whelming underdogs.

I tell the kids, somebody's gotta win, somebody's gotta lose. Just don't fight about it. Just try to get better.

Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

I liked St. Louis, when they were in the American League, because that was going home. I had all my family and friends there.

Ninety percent of putts that are short, don't go in.

If I didn't wake up I'd still be sleeping

Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don't buy it.

Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.

I wish everybody had the drive he (Joe DiMaggio) had. He never did anything wrong on the field. I'd never seen him dive for a ball, everything was a chest-high catch, and he never walked off the field.

Every entrepreneur deals with fears of failure. However, the truly successful know how to face these fears and keep on working.

The future is not what it used to be.

Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.

Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.

You don't have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it'll go.