#Annoyance Quotes

“I had rather be a Kitten, and cry mew, Than one of these same Meeter Ballad-mongers: I had rather heare a Brazen Candlestick turn'd, Or a dry Wheele grate on the Axle-tree, And that would set my teeth nothing an edge, Nothing so much, as mincing Poetrie.”

“You are strangely troublesome.”

“More of your conversation would infect my brain.”

“O,speak to me no more;these words like daggers enter my ears.(a fancy way of saying SHUT UP!)" — William Shakespeare "hamlet”

“A very little thief of occasion will rob you of a great deal of patience.”

“The little dogs and all, Tray, Blanch, and Sweetheart-see, they bark at me.”

“Nothing is more annoying than to be obscurely hanged.”

“I rode an elevator with a guy who was whistling the tune of 'this is the song that never ends'. Putting that on me? Come on dude.”

“Nothing annoys people so much as not receiving invitations.”

“I am sick to death of cleverness. Everybody is clever nowadays.”

“I cut my own hair. I got sick of barbers because they talk too much. And too much of their talk was about my hair coming out.”

“I have wished a bird would fly away,And not sing by my house all day.”

“Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event.”

“Truth is neither alive nor dead; it just aggravates itself all the time.”

“Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf.”

“There is nothing so annoying as a good example!!”

“At times the whole world seems to be in conspiracy to importune you with emphatic trifles.”

“I hate it when people pilfer my things.”

“A fool is only troublesome, a pedant insupportable.”

“People are always asking me to sign my old canvases. It's ridiculous!”

“I love hearing my relations abused. It is the only thing that makes me put up with them at all. Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live nor the smallest instinct about when to die.”

“I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide.”

“I like to wear a "Do Not Disturb" sign around my neck so that little kids can't tell me knock-knock jokes. "Hey, how ya doin'? Knock-knock." "Read the sign, punk!"”

“I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.”

“I hate dreaming because when you want to sleep, you want to sleep. Dreaming is work. Next thing you know, I have to build a go-cart with my ex-landlord.”

“When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.”

“One of the great difficulties about being a member of a minority race is that so many kindhearted, well-meaning bores gather around to help.”

“Small causes are sufficient to make a man uneasy, when great ones are not in the way: for want of a block he will stumble at a straw.”

“Of all thieves, fools are the worst; they rob you of time and temper.”

“Beggars should be entirely abolished! Truly, it is annoying to give to them and annoying not to give to them.”

“Chip the glasses and crack the plates! / Blunt the knives and bend the forks! / That's what Bilbo Baggins hates.”

“Don't put a lump of rock under my elbow again!”

“I don't deny it," said Frodo, looking at Sam, who was now grinning. "I don't deny it, but I'll never believe you are sleeping again, whether you snore or not. I shall kick you hard to make sure.”

“To think I should have lived to be goodmorninged by Belladonna Took's son, as if I was selling buttons at the door!”

“We must understand how to hide in darkness in order to escape the gnat-swarms of utterly annoying admirers.”

“Annoyance is a physical malady that is in no way cured just because the annoying situation that causes it is eliminated.”

“The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.”

“Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.”

“How little it takes to make life unbearable: a pebble in the shoe, a cockroach in the spaghetti, a woman's laugh.”

“The only thing that can ruin a good day is people.”

“Would you please please please please please please please stop talking?”

“The only thing that could spoil a day was people. People were always the limiters of happiness except for the very few that were as good as spring itself.”

“Puns are little "plays on words" that a certain breed of person loves to spring on you and then look at you in a certain self-satisfied way to indicate that he thinks that you must think that he is by far the cleverest person on Earth now that Benjamin Franklin is dead, when in fact what you are thinking is that if this person ever ends up in a lifeboat, the other passengers will hurl him overboard by the end of the first day even if they have plenty of food and water.”

“The coyotes made too much noise last night and kept me awake. Please eradicate these annoying animals.”

“I was always annoyed by too much explaining.”