#Disrespect Quotes

“Once when I was lost I asked a policeman to help me find my parents. I said to him, 'Do you think we'll ever find them?' He answered, 'I don't know, kid. There are so many places they can hide.”

“My old man never liked me. He gave me my allowance in traveler's checks.”

“My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.”

“You know you're old when your family talk about you in front of you. What are we going to do with Pop? We have company tonight.”

“The other night a mugger took off his mask and made me wear it.”

“When we got married, the first thing my wife did was put everything under both names - hers and her mother's.”

“My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.”

“What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my old man tripped me!”

“It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.”

“With my wife I get no respect. I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand. She lit it.”

“My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.”

“How meanly and grossly do we deal with nature!”

“He didn't have no respect as a professional fighter should, no class. I was going to make him pay with his health for everything he said... I wanted to do it very slowly. I wanted him to remember this for a long time.”