Drinking Quotes

Scotch needs water like a fish needs a bicycle.

I don't drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?

And this should go without saying. That's why I'm going to say it: Drinking and driving don't mix. Do your drinking early in the morning and get it out of the way. Then go driving while the visibility is still good.

I must have a drink of breakfast.

I have very poor and unhappy brains for drinking: I could well wish courtesy would invent some other custom of entertainment.

Those of us that had been up all night were in no mood for coffee and donuts, we wanted strong drink. We were, after all, the cream of the national sporting press.

I've been drunk only once in my life. But that lasted for twenty-three years.

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I don't quite recollect how many tumblers of whiskey toddy each man drank after supper; but this I know, that about one o'clock in the morning, the baillie's grown-up son became insensible while attempting the first verse of 'Willie brewed a peck o' maut'; and he having been, for half an hour before, the only other man visible above the mahogany, it occurred to my uncle that it was almost time to think about going.

I drink and smoke and I am two hundred percent fit.

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.