#Smoking Quotes

“I drink and smoke and I am two hundred percent fit.”

“I never smoked a cigar in my life until I was nine”

“The injurious agent in cigarettes comes principally from the burning paper wrapper. The substance thereby formed is called "acrolein." It has a violent action on the nerve centers, producing degeneration of the cells of the brain, which is quite rapid among boys. Unlike most narcotics, this degeneration is permanent and uncontrollable. I employ no person who smokes cigarettes.”

“Smoking too much makes me nervous. Must lasso my natural tendency to acquire such habits. Holding heavy cigar constantly in my mouth has deformed my upper lip, it has a sort of Havana curl.”

“Smoking cures weight problems, eventually.”

“I never smoke to excess - that is, I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time.”

“His breath is so bad why every time he smokes he blows onion rings.”

“I was warned to stop smoking, which I did, for two or three days, but it was too lonesome, and I have resumed - in a modified way - 4 smokes a day instead of 40. This will have a good effect. On the bank balance.”

“You must have a cigarette. A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want?”

“More than one cigar at a time is excessive smoking.”

“I have only one moral precept; never smoke more than five cigars at a time.”

“I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.”

“I pledged myself to smoke but one cigar a day. I kept the cigar waiting until bedtime, then I had a luxurious time with it. But desire persecuted me every day and all day long. I found myself hunting for larger cigars...within the month my cigar had grown to such proportions I could have used it as a crutch.”

“I have stopped smoking now and then, for a few months at a time, but it was not on principle, it was only to show off; it was to pulverize those critics who said I was a slave to my habits and couldn't break my bonds.”

“Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.”

“I ordinarily smoke fifteen cigars during my five hours' labours, and if my interest reaches the enthusiastic point, I smoke more. I smoke with all my might, and allow no intervals.”

“I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time.”

“My advice to girls: first, don't smoke - to excess; second, don't drink - to excess; third, don't marry - to excess.”

“A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.”

“Do you mind if I don't smoke?”

“I started smoking as soon as I went on the stage. I'd make cigars out of the Morning World when I was a kid.”

“Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT.”