Food Quotes

“Soup is cuisines kindest course”

“Somebody's been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!”

“Never eat at a place called 'Moms', but if the only other place in town has a sign that says 'Eats', go back to Moms.”

“Everything Changes. The only thing that remains immovable across the centuries and fixes the character of a people is cooking.”

“All the forces that are working in this body have been produced out of food; we see that every day.”

“A friend from India told me that a countryman of his said: "I want to go to America. I want to see a country where poor people are fat."”

“Now did you know if a stick insect laid it's eggs in a jar of Bovril it will give birth to a litter of twiglets.”

“I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing.”

“Tell the cook of this restaurant with my compliments that these are the very worst sandwiches in the whole world, and that, when I ask for a watercress sandwich, I do not mean a loaf with a field in the middle of it.”

“My absolute favorite meal in Nashville is sweet-potato pancakes at Pancake Pantry.”

“How you can sit there, calmly eating muffins when we are in this horrible trouble, I can’t make out. You seem to me to be perfectly heartless." "Well, I can’t eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. One should always eat muffins quite calmly. It is the only way to eat them." "I say it’s perfectly heartless your eating muffins at all, under the circumstances.”

“There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back, you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air.”

“Nature: a place where birds fly around uncooked”

“Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?”

“Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?”

“Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?”

“Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?”

“Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?”

“After a good quality dinner one will be able to forgive anybody, still one's own relations.”

“You can't possibly ask me to go without having some dinner. It's absurd. I never go without my dinner. No one ever does, except vegetarians and people like that.”

“I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?" I said, "yes."”

“Honestly, I just go to restaurants to eat so I won't die. If there was a pill I could take in January and then I wouldn't have to eat again for the rest of the year, I would take it. Of course, I wouldn't want to sacrifice my chocolate cake and ice cream.”

“The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.”

“I love food, so having a lot of food allergies now and just having a really sensitive body, it forces me to be very mindful and conscious and eat when I'm hungry, not just when I'm bored, and just really slow down. Everything in moderation.”

“My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.”