#Insult Quotes

“Away, you cut-purse rascal! you filthy bung, away! By this wine, I'll thrust my knife in your mouldy chaps, an you play the saucy cuttle with me. Away, you bottle-ale rascal! you basket-hilt stale juggler, you!”

“Thou sodden-witted lord! thou hast no more brain than I have in mine elbows.”

“O faithless coward! O dishonest wretch!Wilt thou be made a man out of my vice?”

“Truly thou art damned, like an ill-roasted egg, all on one side.”

“Thou art a very ragged Wart.”

“Dissembling harlot, thou art false in all!”

“Take you me for a sponge?”

“Thou frothy tickle-brained hedge-pig!”

“He was not so much brain as earwax”

“O me, you juggler, you canker-blossom, you thief of love!”

“You are a tedious fool.”

“thou art the best o' the cut-throats”

“This sanguine coward, this bed-presser, this horseback-breaker, this huge hill of flesh!”

“Thou weedy elf-skinned canker-blossom!”

“Demetrius: Villain, what hast thou done? Aaron: That which thou canst not undo. Chiron: Thou hast undone our mother. Aaron: Villain, I have done thy mother.”

“Thou art a Castilian King urinal!”

“Thou whoreson zed! thou unnecessary letter!”

“Go hang yourself, you naughty mocking uncle!”

“Scratching could not make it worse, an't were such a face as yours were.”

“You are not worth the dust which the rude wind Blows in your face.”

“O braggart vile and damned furious wight!”

“I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed!”

“'Sblood, you starveling, you elf-skin, you dried neat's tongue, you bull's pizzle, you stock-fish! O for breath to utter what is like thee! you tailor's-yard, you sheath, you bowcase; you vile standing-tuck!”

“What soilders whey-face? The English for so please you. Take thy face hence.”

“They are hare-brain'd slaves.”

“How low am I, thou painted maypole?”

“Thou art a boil, a plague sore, an embossed carbuncle in my corrupted blood.”

“Away, you mouldy rogue, away!”

“A pox o’ your throat, you bawling, blasphemous, incharitable dog!”

“I scorn you, scurvy companion.”

“If I was your wife Sir, I'd poison you! Madam, if you were my wife, I'd let you!”

“Zounds! I was never so bethumped with words since I first called my brother's father dad.”

“He looks like a female llama who has been surprised in the bath.”

“A peevish self-willed harlotry it is. *She’s a stubborn little brat.*”

“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”

“Avaunt, you cullions!”

“Tis beauty that doth oft make women proud; but, God He knows, thy share thereof is small.”

“He is like a female llama surprised in her bath.”

“It sure did kick up some excitement in the Senate when one Senator called the other Senators 'sons of Wild jackasses.' Well, if you thought it made the Senators hot, you wait till you see what happens when the jackasses hear how they have been slandered.”

“A senator got up today in Congress and called his fellow senators sons of wild jackasses. Now, if you think the senators were hot, imagine how the jackasses must feel.”

“Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?”

“You peasant swain! You whoreson malt-horse drudge!”

“You blocks, you stones, you worse than senseless things!”

“Slanders, sir, for the satirical rogue says here that old men have grey beards, that their faces are wrinkled, their eyes purging think amber and plum-tree gum, and that they have a plentiful lack of wit, together with most weak hams.”

“If you cannot prove a man wrong, don't panic. You can always call him names.”

“Sometimes the poor are praised for being thrifty. But to recommend thrift to the poor is both grotesque and insulting. It is like advising a man who is starving to eat less.”

“One insult pocketed soon produces another.”

“Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.”

“There's only one thing wrong with my wife's face - it shows.”

“For two hours, some guy followed me around with a pooper scooper.”