#Cars Quotes

“The old horse is coming back in a high lope. Thousands of people are riding a horse today that five years ago couldn't sit in a Ford with all the doors locked.”

“Rotation of crops and less automobiles will relieve the farmers whenever they decide to try it.”

“There will never be a time when the old horse is not superior to any auto ever made.”

“I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour. The harmonica sounds amazing.”

“I once locked my keys out of my car. I had to break out of my car with a coat hanger.”

“I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.”

“I bought a perfect second car... a tow truck.”

“I bought a new Japanese car, I turned on the radio ... I don't understand a word they're saying.”

“Have the man at the station put the air in the tires. I did it once myself. Have you ever seen a car with a limp?”

“I'm always on the road, and I drive rental cars. Sometimes I don't know what's going on with the car, and I'll drive for ten miles with the emergency brake on. That doesn't say a lot for me, but it doesn't say a lot for the emergency brake. What kind of emergency is this? I need to not stop now. It's not really an emergency brake, it's an emergency make-the-car-smell-funny lever.”

“I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.”

“I don't know how to fix a car. If the car breaks down, and the gas tank does not say "E", I'm screwed. But if the gas tank says "E", I get all cocky - "I've got this one, don't worry." So I get out the toolbox AKA wallet.”

“Anyone who would argue that this third-generatio n MDX is an SUV might as well belong to the Flat Earth Society. The 2014 Acura MDX is the perfect expression of the modern car - capable, spacious, and friendly to drive.”

“When I see an Alfa Romeo go by, I tip my hat.”

“Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.”

“Family life got better and we got our car back - as soon as we put 'I love Mom' on the license plate.”

“The Ford Falcon holds the proud title of Slowest Car Ever Built. In certain areas of the country you can go to a stoplight and find Falcon drivers who pressed down on their accelerators in 1963 and are still waiting for their cars to move.”

“I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems.”

“Technology is constantly improving our lives. Look at the cellular telephone. Just ten years ago, virtually nobody was able to get into a car crash caused by trying to steer and dial at the same time; today, people do this all the time.”

“Real cars were made here in America: Fords, Chevys, Plymouths. These were large chunks of Detroit iron - cars that had the size, weight, and handling characteristics of aircraft carriers but worse fuel efficiency.”

“I regularly buy and sell cars, but I do not buy and sell fleets.”