#Stereotypes Quotes

“Russian may seem narrow-minded, impudent, or even stupid people, but can only pray for those who are against them.”

“America is not civil, whilst Africa is barbarous.”

“All pitchers are liars or crybabies.”

“You know, women always could endure more than men. Not only physically, but mentally - did you ever get a peek at some of the husbands?”

“The Jews are of all peoples the grosses, the most ferocious, the most fanatical, and the most absurd.”

“The Americans, like the English, probably make love worse than any other race.”

“All Englishmen talk as if they've got a bushel of plums stuck in their throats, and then after swallowing them get constipated from the pips.”

“In every big city there is always one surefire laugh, and that lies in hanging some piece of idiocy upon the people of a nearby city or town.”

“The same crime element that white people are scared of black people are scared of. While they waiting for legislation to pass, we next door to the killer. All them killers they let out, they're in that building. Just because we black, we get along with the killers? What is that?”

“I guess cause i'm black boy, I'm supposed to say 'peace', sing songs, and get capped on.”

“When you say, 'I spent my summers at the Jersey Shore,' people always say, 'Oh, really?' They think of the TV show. So I just say, 'A cute little harbor town in New Jersey.'”

“The reason fat men are good natured is they can neither fight nor run.”

“A Frenchman may possibly be clean; an Englishman is conscientiously clean.”

“If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?”

“Men know life too early. Women know life too late. That is the difference between men and women.”

“A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah.”

“Direct thought is not an attribute of feminity. In this, women are now centuries behind man.”

“Being a powerful woman who also exhibits great warmth is an incredible feat because people think that to be powerful you have to be cold, and you don't.”

“The British cook, for her iniquities, is a foolish woman who should be turned into a pillar of salt which she never knows how to use.”

“Canadian girls are so pretty it's a relief now and then to see a plain one.”

“Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same.”

“Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping.”

“I don't like Switzerland; it has produced nothing but theologians and waiters.”

“In Marseilles they make half the toilet soap we consume in America, but the Marseillaise only have a vague theoretical idea of its use, which they have obtained from books of travel.”

“Plain women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful women never are. They are always so occupied with being jealous of other women's husbands.”

“When I was a young writer if you went to a party and told somebody you were a science-fiction writer you would be insulted. They would call you Flash Gordon all evening, or Buck Rogers.”

“Football is all very well as a game for rough girls, but is hardly suitable for delicate boys.”

“What does an actor know about politics?”

“I was once on a German talk show, and this woman said to me, 'Mr. Williams, why do you think there is not so much comedy in Germany?' And I said, 'Did you ever think you killed all the funny people?'”

“The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.”

“Women have become so highly educated... that nothing should surprise us nowadays, except happy marriages.”

“Women are a decorative sex. They never have anything to say, but they say it charmingly”

“Blondes have the hottest kisses. Red-heads are fair-to-middling torrid, and brunettes are the frigidest of all. It's something to do with hormones, no doubt.”

“A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills - no, no. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.”

“Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.”

“If women ran the world, we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.”

“We're dealing with fundamentalists... the Amish are fundamentalists, but they don't try and hijack a carriage at needlepoint. And, if you're ever in Amish country and you see a man with his hand buried in a horse's ass, that's a mechanic. Remember that.”

“Whenever a big white man picks up a banjo, my cheeks tighten.”

“Golf is one of the few sports where a white man can dress like a black pimp and not look bad.”

“Keith Richards is the only man who can make the Osbournes look Amish.”

“For a male person bric-a-brac hunting is about as robust a business as making doll-clothes.”

“Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.”

“When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker.”

“The French don't have a baseball team. And if they did, there'd only be a left field, and no one would be safe.”

“We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.”

“The Chinese had accused the Tibetans of being terrorists, which is weird. A Tibetan terrorist is like an Amish hacker. It just doesn't fit.”

“We Americans, we're a simple people . . . but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities.”

“Our civility, England determines the style of, inasmuch as England is the strongest of the family of existing nations, and as we are the expansion of that people. It is that of a trading nation; it is a shopkeeping civility. The English lord is a retired shopkeeper, and has the prejudices and timidities of that profession.”

“For me, there are two kinds of women - goddesses and doormats.”

“Men as a rule love with their eyes, woman with their ears.”