W. C. Fields

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🗓️ 1880 – 1946🌍 American author quotes 💼 quotes by Actor 💼 quotes by Comedian 💼 quotes by Juggler 💼 quotes by Writer

W. C. Fields (1880–1946) was an American actor, comedian, and writer who began his career in vaudeville as a silent juggler. He was famous for his comedic persona as a misanthropic, hard-drinking cynic, which often mirrored his public image. He was characterized by his gruff voice and grandiloquent linguistic style. He became a Broadway star before moving to cinema, where he delivered memorable roles in films like "The Bank Dick."

Quotes by W. C. Fields

Quote by W. C. Fields: I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as i — — W. C. Fields

Quote by W. C. Fields: What a gorgeous day. What effulgent sunshine. It w — — W. C. Fields

Quote by W. C. Fields: Take me down to the bar! We'll drink breakfast tog — — W. C. Fields

Quote by W. C. Fields: I always made up my own acts; built them out of my — — W. C. Fields

Quote by W. C. Fields: I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the f — — W. C. Fields

Quote by W. C. Fields: I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited — — W. C. Fields

Quote by W. C. Fields: When asked to borrow money: "I'll see what my lawy — — W. C. Fields

Quote by W. C. Fields: It is impossible to find twelve fair men in all th — — W. C. Fields

Quote by W. C. Fields: It is well to remember that there are five reasons — — W. C. Fields

Quote by W. C. Fields: Indeed, moderation is my middle name (though I do — — W. C. Fields

Quote by W. C. Fields: I exercise strong self control. I never drink anyt — — W. C. Fields

Quote by W. C. Fields: If I had my life to live over again, I'd live over — — W. C. Fields

Quote by W. C. Fields: I never met a kid I liked. — — W. C. Fields

Quote by W. C. Fields: Was I in here last night and did I spend a $20 bil — — W. C. Fields

Quote by W. C. Fields: You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns — — W. C. Fields

Quote by W. C. Fields: The funniest thing a comedian can do is not do it. — — W. C. Fields

Quote by W. C. Fields: I personally stay away from natural foods. At my a — — W. C. Fields

Quote by W. C. Fields: I never eat before breakfast. — — W. C. Fields

Quote by W. C. Fields: No one likes the fellow who is all rogue, but we'l — — W. C. Fields

Quote by W. C. Fields: I like children. If they're properly cooked. — — W. C. Fields

Quote by W. C. Fields: When we have lost everything, including hope, life — — W. C. Fields

Quote by W. C. Fields: When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get i — — W. C. Fields

Quote by W. C. Fields: Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at — — W. C. Fields

Quote by W. C. Fields: You can't cheat an honest man. — — W. C. Fields

Quote by W. C. Fields: Bert Williams was the funniest man I ever saw and — — W. C. Fields