W. C. Fields

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🗓️ 1880 – 1946🌍 American author quotes 💼 quotes by Actor 💼 quotes by Comedian 💼 quotes by Juggler 💼 quotes by Writer

W. C. Fields (1880–1946) was an American actor, comedian, and writer who began his career in vaudeville as a silent juggler. He was famous for his comedic persona as a misanthropic, hard-drinking cynic, which often mirrored his public image. He was characterized by his gruff voice and grandiloquent linguistic style. He became a Broadway star before moving to cinema, where he delivered memorable roles in films like "The Bank Dick."

Quotes by W. C. Fields

Quote by W. C. Fields: The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat h — — W. C. Fields

Quote by W. C. Fields: Sleep! The most beautiful experience in life. Exce — — W. C. Fields

Quote by W. C. Fields: I don't know why I ever come in here. The flies ge — — W. C. Fields

Quote by W. C. Fields: I didn't say the meat was tough. I said I didn't s — — W. C. Fields

Quote by W. C. Fields: Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. Th — — W. C. Fields

Quote by W. C. Fields: Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake f — — W. C. Fields

Quote by W. C. Fields: Never give a sucker an even break. — — W. C. Fields

Quote by W. C. Fields: I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it wa — — W. C. Fields

Quote by W. C. Fields: It is funnier to bend things than to break them. — — W. C. Fields

Quote by W. C. Fields: Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is th — — W. C. Fields

Quote by W. C. Fields: It's what you do that counts and not what you say; — — W. C. Fields

Quote by W. C. Fields: All the men in my family were bearded, and most of — — W. C. Fields

Quote by W. C. Fields: Never work with animals or children. — — W. C. Fields

Quote by W. C. Fields: I never smoked a cigar in my life until I was nine — — W. C. Fields

Quote by W. C. Fields: I have a poor memory for names; but I seldom remem — — W. C. Fields

Quote by W. C. Fields: You can fool some of the people some of the time - — — W. C. Fields

Quote by W. C. Fields: I've never hit a woman in my life. Not even my own — — W. C. Fields

Quote by W. C. Fields: Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot — — W. C. Fields

Quote by W. C. Fields: There are only two real ways to get ahead today - — — W. C. Fields

Quote by W. C. Fields: In the ten years since I had run away from home... — — W. C. Fields

Quote by W. C. Fields: Never try to impress a woman, because if you do sh — — W. C. Fields

Quote by W. C. Fields: There are seven natural openings in the head and b — — W. C. Fields

Quote by W. C. Fields: I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. — — W. C. Fields

Quote by W. C. Fields: I'd like to see Paris before I die... Philadelphia — — W. C. Fields

Quote by W. C. Fields: I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become hab — — W. C. Fields